I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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