i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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