Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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