I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
She bit a glass in half.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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