That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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