There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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