so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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