i don't like sucking hair
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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