super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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