I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
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