Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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