I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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