Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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