I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
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You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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