Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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