If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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