The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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