Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
