I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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