he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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