How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize