it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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