why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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