Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
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I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
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Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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