Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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