I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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