Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Four minutes until I can fart!
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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