Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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