He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
