are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
he told me I talked like a deaf person
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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