i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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