I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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