So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
so much tequila, so little girl.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Randomize
