This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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