i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Just high enough for therapy.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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