There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
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Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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