I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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