you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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