Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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