Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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