i was born a porn star she said
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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