a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
The power of my boobs compel you
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
