i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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