Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Randomize
