Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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