You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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