i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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