I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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