If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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