How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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