I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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