Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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