Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
