is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
