So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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