I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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